Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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