It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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