i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
false alarm, still single
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