You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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