After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
