i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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