Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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