Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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