butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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