How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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