Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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