I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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