oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
fuck your aforementioned shoe
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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