Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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