Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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