Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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