He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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