i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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