he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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