who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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