I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air