Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.