Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
