How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
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Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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