we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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