I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
