I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
only you would photoshop your dick
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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