"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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