He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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