This girl is more easily done than said...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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