More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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