yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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