i think i have two assholes
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Two words: nipple clamps
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