Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
This is my gift to your gina
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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