Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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