Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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