Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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