Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I currently don't understand fingers.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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