porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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