so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Randomize
