He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
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I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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