i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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