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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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