There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
