You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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