On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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