oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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