I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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