shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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