i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
