spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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