normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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