Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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