billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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