you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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