Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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